Tina X Grease Monkey
Slippery Susan is an Indica strain created by crossing Tina and Grease Monkey that has a pungent jet fuel aroma and a sweet earthy flavor.
The high is very heavy, with a mentally-stimulating buzz that is almost trance-like.
Expires On: 5/9/25
Type/Dominance: Sativa
Breeder: Trilogene Seeds
Cross: Sour Punch x OG Deluxe
Description: Socrates Sour, is a sativa leaning hybrid. This thoughtfully crafted hybrid from Elite Cannabis Genetics, combines the legendary genetics of OG Delux and Sour Punch. This strain is designed to offer a captivating blend of classic and innovative cannabis experiences, combining the best characteristics of its esteemed parent strains. Prepare your palate for a symphony of flavors with Socrates Sour. The OG Delux lineage brings forth deep earthy tones and hints of pine, creating a robust foundation. Meanwhile, the Sour Punch influence adds a zesty and tangy twist, producing a delightful sour flavor that lingers on the tongue. The result is a complex and harmonious fusion that appeals to cannabis connoisseurs seeking a unique taste.
Socrates Sour is designed to deliver a balanced and versatile high. Expect an initial cerebral euphoria that uplifts the mind and sparks creative thoughts. As the experience unfolds, a gentle body relaxation sets in, providing a soothing and tranquilizing effect without overwhelming sedation. This balanced profile makes Socrates Sour suitable for various occasions throughout the day.
Visually, Socrates Sour presents a striking display of cannabis aesthetics. The buds may showcase a mix of vibrant green hues, accented by orange pistils and a generous coating of trichomes. The overall appearance is indicative of the strain’s potency and quality.
Effects: Energetic, Happy, Focused
Medical Conditions: Fatigue, Depression, Stress
Aroma: Earthy, Citrus, Gassy
Flavor/Taste: Hoppy, Earthy, Floral
Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.
Expires on: 8/2/25
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Mild + Restoring
Expires: 07/01/2025
A fresh and sweet flavor, like a glass of orange juice squeezed just for you.
Pairs great with:
A classic big brunch with friends
Hitting the disc golf course
Stopping to watch an incredible street musician
An amazing new cultivar that is a hybrid of the legendary clone only GMO holds true to the savory, garlic, burger, skunk and fryolator smells its name is synonymous with. Visually reminiscent of the infamous Sour Diesel with deep green fragmented flowers. These acrid and funky terpenes lead to a strong and flavorful smoking experience.
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Expires on: 7/26/25
Rolled up and ready to smoke, Pre-Rolls are a convenient and effective way to consume cannabis. Pre-Rolls come in many different forms and can be rolled with flower, shake, “b-buds”, infused with concentrates, and more.
Strain Type: Sativa Dominant | Genetics: Trainwreck x Hawaiian
Pineapple Express combines the potent and flavorful forces of parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian. The smell is likened to fresh apple and mango, with a taste of pineapple, pine, and cedar. This hard-hitting sativa-dominant hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes.
X-trates CO2 vape cartridges feature pure cannabis oil with a wide spectrum of organic cannabinoids and infused terpenes. 0.5ml cartridge. Requires a 510 threaded battery
Expires on: 8/14/25
Disposable vaporizers contain concentrated cannabis oil that is heated by an attached battery and inhaled. These products come charged and ready to go, and are not designed to be reused, refilled, or recharged. These products are often very potent and are designed to be consumed in 2-3 second puffs.
Sativa
HAWAIIAN x SKUNK
Mowie Wowie is a classic sativa strain made form a cross of Hawaiian and Skunk. Mowie Wowie has spread across the world and become renowned for its sweet pineapple flavors and high-energy euphoria. Lightweight effects allow your mind to drift away to create escapes, while its motivating, active effects may be all you need to get outside and enjoy the sun.
Expires on: 03/21/2025
LEMON SKUNK x CHEESE
Hybrid
Lemon Pound Cake is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Lemon Skunk and Cheese. Lemon Pound Cake effects include feeling energetic and focused. In terms of flavor, Lemon Pound Cake is skunk with a pungent aroma and features exceptionally zesty lemon undertones. Take a bite out of this exotic masterpiece.
Expires on: 03/21/2025
