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Gastro Pop is a delicious and unique strain that combines the flavors of apples, bananas, and grape gasoline to create a truly mouth-watering experience. This strain is a cross between Apples & Bananas and Grape Gasoline, and it boasts a strong and long-lasting high that is sure to satisfy even the most experienced cannabis connoisseur. With its tasty fruit flavors and powerful effects, Gastro Pop is a must-try strain for anyone looking to add some flavor and fun to their next smoke session. Whether you’re looking to relax after a long day or just want to kick back and enjoy the ride, Gastro Pop is a perfect choice.

Expires on: 8/03/25

Peaches and Cream is here to give you the best of both worlds – an energizing boost for creative ideas and a calming effect for winding down. Get ready to be peachy keen!

Expires on: 5/5/25

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These half gram joints have been infused with diamonds, a potent cannabis concentrate, to enhance the smoking experience!

Expires on: 4/2/25

These 1 gram singles are creatively designed to resemble a lovely floret and are packed with the highest quality indoor flower on the market. These blooming blunts are great for birthdays, anniversaries and thank you gifts! Packaged in a resealable glass jar

Feelings: Tingly, Hungry, Relaxed Negatives: Dry Mouth, Dry Eyes Helps: Stress, Anxiety, Sleep 8/10 Calming 8/10 www.elblunto.com El Blunto is an Albert Einstone’s Brand

Expires on: 6/21/25

The Godfather is a proprietary and award-winning strain from Albert Einstone’s. It is a well-balanced hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing GDP and OG Kush. This California staple is known for its unique terpene profile, boasting a complex aroma with notes of berry, fuel, skunk, and spice. Its potent effects will impact both your body and mind. It’s often enjoyed in the back half of the day to ease stress.

Contains 4 x 0.75g of full flower nugs, broken down by hand (never ground), hand rolled in tobacco-free all-natural hemp wraps, finished with custom glass filter tips, and encased in a re-sealable glass jar.

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Expires on: 6/30/25

Classification:
Indica-Leaning Hybrid
Breeder:
Pisces Genetics
Lineage:
Chemdawg x SFV OG
Dominant Terpenes:
Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene
Flavor Notes:
Fuel, Earthy, Lemon
The effects of Motorbreath can reportedly last for hours and are generally relaxing, but with more of a buzz and energy boost than most indicas. It’s recommended for experienced users and OG strain fans.
Reported Effects:
Relaxed, Uplifted, Euphoric, Full Body

Expires On: 7/8/25

Lemon Berry Tart is a fresh and fruity strain that combines the citrus and sweet flavors of its parents Lemon Meringue and Black Berry Kush. With notes of lemon, blackberry, and raspberry, this sativa leaning strain is an uplifting but relaxed experience.

Expires on: 06/10/2025

Savor a warm Gulf breeze amidst the rustle of palm trees. Balancing, hybrid-like terpenes merge with the tart, bold flavors of lemon and lime for a beachy treat that will leave you feeling delightfully blissed.

Expires: 8/9/25

Lineage: Biscotti Pancakes x Jealousy

A cross of Biscotti Pancakes and Jealousy, this strain has a sweet/creamy vanilla aroma with a hint of umami notes on the finish. Reported effects include feeling relaxing and calm, without sedation or sleepiness.

Guava Yogurt is a resinous strain that’s great for making extracts. It reportedly has strong indica effects, often leading to heavy sedation and relaxation.

100mg THC – 200mg CBN – 100mg Sutheanine.

These delicious CuratedFX Rapid Onset Sleep Gummy, crafted with THC, CBN, and Suntheanine, is designed to foster relaxation and facilitate restful sleep. Suntheanine, backed by research, effectively reduces beta waves linked to wakefulness and excitement. Combined with THC & CBN, it could gently calm and quiet a racing mind, promoting easier sleep initiation and fostering deep, regenerative rest. Feeling refreshed and rejuvenated each morning with our Sleep Gummy was Happy Valley’s goal.

Orange Gasm will curl your toes with an explosion of sweet oranges and tropical citrus flavors! Orange Gasm is easy to grow for beginners in all environments. Orange Gasm makes amazing orange candy flavored flowers and concentrates.