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Dutch Treat is an old Pacific Northwest classic, likely containing Northern Lights and Haze lineage. The Haze part of that equation is evident here, with its tangy, Haze-dominant terpinolene-rich scent recalling the best of classic Dutch flavor profiles. White its aroma seems like it will be a classic Sativa, the influence of the Cherry Pie helps to calm down the effect and boost the color in the flowers. Most users find this to be a nicely balanced “anytime” type of strain, but it does tend to get more potent and relaxing in higher doses.

Expires on: 7/26/25

Melon Baller is a real bell ringer, with a funky smell that translates well to a smooth smoke. Large, colorful, round flowers with notes of gas, skunk, pine, and a floral background that is sure to deliver a unique experience.

Top 3 Terpenes
Terpinolene – Fruity
Pinene — Pine
Linalool — Floral

Expires: 7/22/25

Jungle Spice X Gorilla Diesel #3
Sativa Hybrid
Sour Lemons (aka Lemon Fresh) is a cross of Jungle Spice x Gorilla Diesel #3. Together they produce, as the name suggests, a citrus aroma with a bit of hazy gas. The flavor is similar, with the added sour kick of citrus on the exhale which makes for a tasty experience. The breeder has described it as “amped up Super Lemon Haze plus all the fun & functionality of Sour Diesel”. As with most Sativa-dominant hybrids, Sour Lemons’ high is a great combo of functional, calm, and happy. So, this strain may help get you out of the door for your next adventure.

Cherry Pie OG is a triple cross (San Fernando OG x Granddaddy Purple x Durban Poison)

Looking for an all-purpose, all-day flower for your daily wellness routine? Look no further than Cherry Pie OG — this strain of contested origins is nevertheless ideal for the consumer requiring some soothing, but without all that couch-lock. Its impressive lineage is sure to delight cannabis lovers of all types.

OG S1 x Triangle Kush
This indica-dominant hybrid fits well into your wind-down routine, providing fruity, potent relief to make your vibes just right. Ghost Dawg is known for its citrusy and sugary aromas and is ideal for the nighttime due to its soothing effects and formidable body buzz. Looking to puff your stress away after a long day at work? Look no further.

Notable terpenes found within this strain include: Caryophyllene, Limonene, & Myrcene

Chem 91 x AJ Sour D x Grape Pie

Hybrid, slightly Indica dominant

When it comes to the flavor of this smoke, the name gives you all of the information that you need to know. Like its name implies, Sour 91 has a sweet and creamy yet sour and potent dank diesel flavor with hints of fresh sugary citrus and woody herbal tea. The aroma follows the same notes, with a woody herbal overtone accented by sour spicy dank and earthy diesel. The Sour 91 high isn’t quite as bright, with heady and unfocused effects that will leave you feeling mentally stoned and totally out of touch with reality. You’ll feel lifted and happy with a boost in creativity that quickly numbs the brain and has you falling in and out of stoney, heady haze. A relaxing body high accompanies this heady lift, helping to keep you feeling anchored no matter how high your mind soars.

Temple Flo x Skunk #1 x Land Race Indian Citral

Citral Flo is a sativa leaning variety that feels a bit old-school. Hash-y scents and flavors give way to a classic energetic, laser beam focused high that lends itself nicely to a daytime strain profile but proves more versatile. Smokers are known to be more talkative than usual due to the euphoric and uplifting effects.

Cheesy, Rubbery, Skunky, Hazy, Bubblegum, Citrus

Expires on: 7/2/25

A new and rare cross of Gushers x Chauffeur whose flowers are so densely covered in resin, they glisten like a diamond. Splash has a complex terpene profile that is sweet and earthy, with notes of cocoa and gas on the backend. This translates true to the pallet when smoked for a delicious, sweet, and funky flavor. When we talk about flower cultivated by Happy Valley, attention to detail from start to finish is the name of the game. Once flower is harvested, it is closely monitored for moisture content until it is in the perfect spot for hand trimming. Once trimmed, the manicured flower is handed off to our team of cure technicians where it stays for the next few weeks. The result of this collaborative effort is a more robust terpene profile, bolder flavor and elevated experience.

Hybrid

Lost Sailor X Chem D

This bud has a spicy, peppery top note, complemented with an earthy, funky scent and a slight scent of the ocean at low tide. Some ssay that D Sailor’s effects is the definition of balance. Users shared a feeling of heightened relaxation, a body at peace, a mind engaged and connecting. Perfect for social settings, a D Sailor high is like a wave you ride…. starts in the body and ends in the mind.

Expires on: 06/09/25

Don Mega x Red Runtz

This smoke is reported to deliver a nice, balanced high with sparks of euphoia and a steady but subtle body buzz. Great for various times of the day and various uses! There’s a cheesy, petrol funk throughout the aroma and flavor.

Expires: 4/4/25

Nectarina x Red Runtz

This multifaceted strain is great for any time of the day. The effects settle in the user’s body as a calming and relaxing wave, with a lightly lifted mental high to keep you clearheaded throughout the day.
Great for mood elevation, stress-relief, and relaxation. Reported aromas of fruit and candy.

Expires: 4/4/25

Grandpa’s Green Thumb offers a potent and long-lasting high. This hybrid strain blends skunk, pine, and earthy notes from its Afghan lineage with a touch of citrus.

-Expect stimulating and euphoric effects that induce a cerebral and uplifting buzz, perfect for socializing or creative activities.

Expires: 1/31/25